Charming Tips and Well Water

My Friends,


http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/31/health/psychology/31subl.html

Another long one, I know my friends. But you have the guarantee of a man with no reputation or identity... Not only will you find this article fascinating, but that you will also now see the world in a whole new light. I'll keep my thoughts short to preserve your patience. The ability we have to teach ourselves is breathtaking. Not to mention all the key elements of rhetoric, charisma, charming, politeness, smiling, dressing well, brainwashing, and other forms of the word 'manipulation'. Our subconscious mind is like a Hard Drive, or a well. The Conscious mind is more like the CPU, or an overly complicated series of buckets with which to dip into the well. You see where I'm going with this analogy, I trust. When we first see somebody, or introduce ourselves or somebody else, we enter a new object into the Hard Drive. And later, the intricately designed and finely tuned bucket apparatus dips into the RAM, sifting out what it needs using the I'm Feeling Lucky button  for every category it needs water from. What the person was like, what you thought about their stance and personality, and a million other questions you need an answer for at that 3 second juncture, and forms it into thoughts. Which we pour into a supersoaker (our mouths) and spray down bitches. on the beach with shards of crushed copper, silicon, and plastic. 

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I feel the analogy fell apart somewhat, but I'm think that dumbs it down enough for all you tl:dr types. If you don't use the internet often, because your from Croatia (yeah, i saw the usage statistics... I know you're out there.). tl;dr is not an anagram about transexuals, lesbians, bondage or discipline. All of the above were said in a loving, non-pornographic, family-like tone of voice, AdSense. Please don't leave me.

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     -JKane